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Showing posts with label Funny Post. Show all posts

Monday, January 9, 2012

Shampoo Warning. Please Share with All of Your Friends!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!!!!!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my entire body.
Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
Shampoo For Medium-Thick Hair Flat to Volume Shampoo-25.4oz
"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."
No wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead.
Its label reads,
"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved!
If I don't answer phone calls, texts, tweets, Facebook messages, or respond to blog comments, you will know why- I'll be in the shower!

Ha Ha- you really thought I had a serious post going on here didn't you? 
My Aunt Gracie sent me this in an email and I modified it just a wee bit. 
It really goes along well with my current 20 in '12 Goals with the weight loss challenge, I started a Biggest Loser Challenge today at work. Yep put in $5 to hopefully be one of two with the largest % of weight loss from January 9th to March 1st. 
We will see...